One of the local grocery stores over here has a really great deli that I get my lunch from sometimes. I decided to go there today for their awesome stuffed cabbage. As I was leaving, a cute little girl who looked to be about 9 or 10 years old looked up at me and said, “You look pretty today!”
Her compliment meant more coming from her than it did had it come from Tim. Know why?
Because I know that she’s not gonna beg me to let her stick it in my butt later.*
*Disclaimer:
1. I NEVER let him stick it in my butt.
2. He doesn’t expect sexual favors when he tells me I’m beautiful. Well, not usually, anyway.
3. Even if he does expect them, I’m happy to oblige anyway, unless it’s a request to stick it in my ass, in which case, you can refer back to #1.
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8 comments:
Buttspace is only fair if he's willing to do the same!
@Slack - They should put that in the marriage rule book.
If there WAS a marriage rule book.
Fist time I have read your blog and didn’t know what to expect…now I might need a new keyboard. I just took a huge pull of coffee (sans the baileys) as I got to “Because I know that she’s not gonna beg me to let her stick it in my butt later.*” You can imagine what happened next…I need to clean up and read more…
Sorry to hear about the spewed coffee, Helmet, but I'd damn sure glad to meet ya!
I am upstairs reading this post and burst into laughter. My bf - downstairs - yells, "Are you OK??" HA!
Love this!
Thank god butt sticking is never a request from Man-friend. He's too worried that it would mean he's gay.
Baby's daddy though, all the time asking.
Why does everyone hate the butt sex?
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